When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
a little love story about mermaids and tattoos
Hi humans, what an evening we’ve had here. Honestly, it’s been hectic.
As many of you already know, my wife pig Doris, is
fatwell rounded and beautiful. She’s also kind of lazylaid back.
Recently lady human took Doris to the vet for a check up and the vet said that Doris was healthy and…
would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth